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AS a self-appointed expert in the messy matter of council crappers, in which I regularly review public amenities throughout the nation, publishing blogs about bogs in the social media as a “Crapper Correspondent”, I cannot help but support P. J. Paule’s claims the District Council of the Copper Coast needs to get on the job to improve our cherished Copper Coast community bogs.

Not only are they unkempt and in a poor unhygienic condition, which upsets our precious travelling toilet tourists, there are other more serious local matters to address.

For Moonta, it’s the location strategy, it’s all wrong. When the little brown man comes a knockin’ whilst a shoppin’ in the main street, he is almost out the backdoor as you clench your way towards the inconvenient conveniences located all the way down to the Queen Square thrones.

This poses a real risk to our local incontinent community.

If you have the location right, then it’s all about the motion, so it’s a great idea to provide entertainment in those funky new space-aged excel loos in Kadina.

Playing music in them is a great idea, but as the Muzak tunes sounded like I was in a lift not a lav, it put me off my game, as I thought I was going up, I found it hard to push down!

Over at Wallyworld, they have tank toilets everywhere, convenient access is not a problem here, although, they too have got the toilet entertainment all wrong. Those set of twin tank babies located off the main drag with the YPCT pages painted on them are a real stretch from the seat to read it when it’s printed on the outside wall!

I agree making toilets out of rainwater tanks is a great cost-saving initiative, although the water tasted funny, so a couple of points lost there.

Kym Williams, Moonta